besides a real thief or whatever else probably wouldn't warn me, right?
but, okay! leave it to me! i dunno about being a good cook... i like to think the things i make turn out pretty good though besides, it sounds like you're worth cooking for, it's good not to be picky!
my definition? is there more than one kind? do you mean if one steals jewels and another steals candy?
i've made a whole bunch of stuff but i think my specialty would be meat dishes since they're my favorite! i also like making stews or sandwiches, or even just a good old-fashioned cheesecake
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what kind of meat goes down the easiest?
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depends
how far down do you want it to go?
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to their stomach, i guess?? and whatever happens after...? [ digestion, he means. ]
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have you never done this before?
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so i also don't have a lot of experience
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you don't even have a girlfriend to take care of this for you?
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girlfriend?!
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i probably wouldn't ask
i wouldn't be able to ask my girlfriend to take care of one of my friends after all
that would be asking too much wouldn't it??
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don't they have their own girlfriends?
or you could help them yourselves
isn't that what friends are for?
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probably not! i definitely would have known! ... i think
anyway!! that's what i'm trying to do...
i was just worried they'd throw it back up
meat is kinda heavy??
[ to believe this truly is just about meat.
a pure love of meat. ]
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just how much meat are they eating
that's the first problem here
[ out of many........ ]
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he's not a really big guy so probably a regular amount??
how much do you eat??
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your friends wouldn't be able to keep up with me
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you're a big eater, huh?
i guess i can make more and if they can't eat it
would you want some?
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you're really willing to feed someone you've never met before?
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but ... uh what do you mean we've never met?
we may have only hung out a few times but we're friends, right?
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what's your name again
refresh my memory
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...
vane?
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did your parents have a fascination with the weather?
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but who doesn't like good weather?
where did this come from though...
don't tell me you forgot me already? that would be too big of a shock...
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[ sorry buddy. ]
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wait
who are you???
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this is yoruichi
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but no one expects their messages to go off to someone else...
that's no reason we can't be friends though!
it doesn't change my offer either, if you'd like?
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how do you know i'm not a murderer or a thief?
it's not wise to trust so freely
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but you seem pretty nice so far?
besides it might not seem like it, but i am a pretty reliable guy!
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but if you don't mind, i'll happily eat whatever you make
but only if you're a good cook
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but, okay! leave it to me! i dunno about being a good cook...
i like to think the things i make turn out pretty good though
besides, it sounds like you're worth cooking for, it's good not to be picky!
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what have you cooked before?
[ regale her with tales of your food, vane ]
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do you mean if one steals jewels and another steals candy?
i've made a whole bunch of stuff but i think my specialty would be meat dishes since they're my favorite!
i also like making stews or sandwiches, or even just a good old-fashioned cheesecake
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[ anyway ]
stews and sandwiches and cheesecake? what a wide assortment
are you a chef?
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[ seems... suspicious maybe, but vane doesn't question it.
he figures he could get a good look at this person first. ]
is it? it makes me kinda shy when you put it like that
but i'm no chef or anything. ... are you???
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[ things money can money can buy: enough chefs to feed you for all of your days. ]
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never???
are you a king???
[ how many kings are there.... ]